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Government planned it 7 years, beavers built a dam in 2 days and saved $1M

black_puppydog

Undocumented beavers destroy $1M of GDP doing construction without permit.

buzzy_hacker

Sort of like open source AI model destroys $600B in market cap

gmerc

Don’t worry; the current wave is going to hit hope source hard. Likely with Facts.

ggm

Want to laugh, but this is classic bad economics take. SMBC-Comics could do this one.

The $1m can be spent fixing potholes. Massive waste of time, but if the next $1m is used to make potholes, a self-sustaining cycle of making and filling potholes can boost the local economy for just a small dribble of $1m per year input, to the alternating cycle.

tantalor

AKA broken window fallacy

HideousKojima

And they create hundreds of jobs in the process!

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zugi

> The reason they build dams is to create deep water that gives them protection from predators.

How do they know the reasons beavers build dams? Did these reporters fact-check this by asking the beavers?

ncallaway

Because we can make a reasonable inference based on the consequences of their actions

FloorEgg

This is what I think every time I see a headline claiming a company stock, or the market as a whole, went up or down because of a single reason. Did the people writing the article ask all the people who bought or sold, or decided not to buy or sell, the stock(s)? Of course not.

Correlation does not mean causation.

Naked beaver logic.

tantalor

The reason beavers build dams is because that's what beavers do.

quanto

The real surprise is that the quoted budget was only $1.2m. Fixing potholes in my neighborhood is quoted more than that.

philipwhiuk

It's quite cheap to buy beavers.

darth_avocado

San Francisco and Czech Republic budgets are hard to compare 1:1 without accounting for PPP.

voisin

Think of how quick Chinese beavers could have built it.

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teekert

I suddenly found myself to be a consultant, part of the assignment was to construct a governance model. I found it such a vague unsticky term that I developed the mantra: “Governance: How decisions are being made”. And it opened my eyes because in so many places there is no process for how decisions are being made, and they are just not being made.

Yeah I know, but I’m just a molecular biologist, it’s easy to see how a bacterium decides to move up a food gradient. But Humans… oh boy.

Galatians4_16

Enabling people to make individual decisions, ensures the soundest decisions to be made in aggregate. (1) This is not unlike the spontaneous order occuring in all natural systems.

This process can be subverted, but only to great detriment of the whole.

1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNQ3GccCAI0

wongarsu

This comment perfectly summarizes the rise and fall of capitalism

david_allison

Any reliable sources on this?

kseistrup

There's a Czech source that some seems to refer to: https://english.radio.cz/beavers-build-planned-dams-protecte...

westurner

According to "Leave It to Beavers" (2018) PBS Nature [53m], beavers are attracted to the sound of running water played back from a cassette tape. [1]

[1] https://g.co/kgs/5yA9R5

anotherhue

Are these undocumented beavers?

pkaye

Depends if it is a north american beaver or eurasian beaver.

stainablesteel

inter species competition is really ramping up, I wonder if the Europeans will continue to survive this century

karaterobot

Yeah, but the beavers didn't do environmental impact studies, and don't care about safety. They also made a temporary dam, and have no legal liability if it breaks apart. People could pile logs together in two days if that's all they had to do, but if you believe in environmental and safety regulations, the consequence is that it adds cost and takes longer to build stuff.

HomeDeLaPot

Let's hope the beavers allocate sufficient funding to maintain the dam.

ggm

The dam you get for $1m is also a temporary, or very small dam. Real construction costs for a permanent structure at scale exceed this by one or two orders of magnitude. If the dam required was a $1m dam, then getting beavers to make it is an entirely sensible decision or outcome, even if not decided.

dyauspitr

Is there a way to direct or coax beavers into building exactly where you want?

pavel_lishin

Sort of! Beavers build dams as an instinctive response to the sound of running water.

If you have pet beavers in your house, and down put a phone playing the sound of running water, they'll start dragging stuff over to where the phone is.

teruakohatu

How common are beavers as indoor pets ?

thatguy0900

In the US at least I don't think it's legal anywhere without a permit. I've seen videos like op has posted, it's usually rescue animals being looked after not actual housepets

Ancalagon

Dam building as an instinctive response is kind of insane the more I think about it. What evolutionary pathway led to that behavior?

stubish

Attempted rationalization: Some proto-beavers with sensitive hearing disliked the sound of running water, and discovered they could shut it up by dropping stuff into the stream to plug it up. As an unexpected side effect (evolution cannot expect anything), the deeper water created gave them an increased chance of survival and the behavior spread as they out competed other proto-beavers.

rorylawless

The ones that didn’t do that tended to die before they could pass on their genes.

chmod775

You could try to airdop them to wherever they are needed.

Worked for Idaho: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_drop

This article has a video: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/22/idaho-histor...

FaridIO

You'd probably have to go through a similar set of bureaucratic steps to get that done.

Iwan-Zotow

Citing Naked Gun: Nice Beaver!