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Do not accept terms and conditions

Do not accept terms and conditions

32 comments

·October 17, 2025

topkai22

For mandatory T&Cs I'll put in the signature box "Decline", including updating the HTML page to say "decline" instead of "OK" and screenshotting it or modifying the HTTP response sent back to include riders.

I know it probably won't matter, but it's kind of fun for me.

odie5533

No chance that would hold up in court. Clickwraps have been tested in courts and are fully enforceable.

wat10000

And keep in mind that (at least in the US) the opposite of "I accept the terms and conditions" is not "I get to do whatever I want," it's "I am accessing this service without authorization, which is a crime under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act."

isoprophlex

Their heroku setup is having a moment. But if this is about the game I've been playing with my rude ass car that started nagging me about Kia's t&c update, weeks after i first got it, every time i start the engine...

I'm not sure if I'm winning and I'm not sure if the game is fun anymore. at least the car and I have been playing a single game of me declining the t&c and please ask me again later for some three years and a few months now. So the replay value is high.

Also sometimes my wife pretends to go for the "accept" button and it makes me all hot and bothered

Etheryte

If you're in Europe, then most new cars do that right now. There was an EU-wide court case some time ago whether tracking consent can be one-and-done in a car or not because different people can be driving a car at different times, if memory serves well. Rather than simply drop the tracking, the car manufacturers decided to just nag you every time. This is now the first thing on my list when looking for a new car, if they do stuff like that I'm not buying.

agile-gift0262

My Toyota also got that game in a DLC about a year after I bought it

isoprophlex

Mozilla did an expose a while back on what's hidden in those terms, IIRC. Things like "we want to know do you use the heated seats" (okay... useful free market research maybe) but also "we store personality profiles including your sexual preferences"

Somewhere I hope a PM is deliberating the intricacies of automotive teledildonics. I hope.

fainpul

This game seems to be all the rage right now. I've seen clones of it everywhere.

lazycouchpotato

Site's borked, but for those that were able to access it, is it like Ente's https://consent.gg/ ?

fph

Note to everyone: disable your adblocker when visiting that website, or you'll see only an empty page with a countdown.

dylan604

what happens at the end of the countdown?

geminiboy

Shameless Plug

I created this web application to review the terms and conditions of website and show an LLM surface the ugly parts of the TOS.

tosreview.org/

Shoutout: this was inspired by the amazing humans at tosdr.org

coffeecoders

Your site gives me ssl error.

frenchmajesty

I get a Heroku error trying to view the site.

eric-p7

That means you won the game.

gowld

According to its terms and conditions, Heroku is not Web Scale.

SCUSKU

Have they tried MongoDB?

zahlman

> You need to enable JavaScript to play.

I didn't enable JavaScript. Does that mean I win?

technothrasher

WOPR would be proud.

brudgers

Yes. You won the whole internet.

0cf8612b2e1e

Broken for me, but going off of the headline, I have been playing the same game with Apple Health. Refuse to accept what probably gives them some wiggle room to monetize my health information. Which also means that I cannot setup a wake up alarm, only generic alarms.

arkadiyt

Apple Health data is end-to-end encrypted, even without using ADP. They don't have access to it: https://support.apple.com/en-us/102651

0cf8612b2e1e

That is cute, but if big tech goes out of its way to get specific permissions to do something, I am going to assume it is not in my best interests.

Sure, Apple is less bad than many others, but that does not mean they are trustworthy.

midtake

I assumed it was to update your sleep stats in health.

RhysU

The Sequel: Decline e-Delivery.

ratelimitsteve

T&C 3: Block Notifications

paulddraper

> An error occurred in the application and your page could not be served. If you are the application owner, check your logs for details. You can do this from the Heroku CLI with the command heroku logs --tail

DeepYogurt

Damn. I lost it.

JKCalhoun

Yep, I just lost the game as well.

ratelimitsteve

HN hug of death?