Drinking champagne could reduce risk of sudden cardiac arrest, study suggests
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·April 29, 20250cf8612b2e1e
Ekaros
Ah the solution is to be rich?
guax
Turns out, being rich and healthy is better than being poor and sick.
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collingreen
Who knew!?
vekntksijdhric
"flying on private jet also reduces SCA". Looks like correlation more than causation.
b800h
Presumably this is a satire of confounding variables?
Calwestjobs
More like variable confounding satire.
Last year Australian university published paper stating that solar panels on roofs are increasing temperature in cities...
They probably too, drank a lot of Champaign, with little sprinkle of chatgpt on top.
What a time to be alive!
Edit: https://www.unsw.edu.au/newsroom/news/2024/10/rooftop-solar-...
Temperature watts vs temperature celsius. Basic middle school curriculum misunderstanding. Unfortunately it became fact, from what i googled right now... Ahhh
Edit2: Article literally says "...used mesoscale (weather system) simulations due to the absence of available observational data for rooftop photovoltaic solar panels (RPVSPs)..."
janmo
It is quite irresponsible to come out with news articles like this when it is known that overall alcohol has very negative effects on the health.
zelos
The article references a quote about the "benefits of moderate alcohol consumption" as well, which I thought was an idea that had been debunked? I can't read the actual editorial though, it's paywalled.
rasz
or being wealthy enough to live relaxed life of sipping Champagne on your property/yacht.
ramon156
"Wow, mango juice prevents cancer!"
ahoka
Other studies show that eating bread increases obesity, replacing it with cake is suggested by the researcher. /s
aaron695
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