Show HN: Monkeys.zip – 3000 Monkeys on Typewriters
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·April 3, 2025netsharc
Funny that one can login and claim a monkey, and customize its working environment. In an alternate universe where a version of you wants to make a buck, they'd sell "monkeycoins" that users can earn to get customizations for their monkey (like the fancy couch or a Macbook).
Did I say earn? I mean buy...
yathern
Glad you like it! I was considering taking some form of payment for some cosmetics, but it just felt out of character for me.
E_Bfx
That was my first thought : "Oh NFT is still a thing in 2025". But no, it is really awesome.
blatantly
And then someone would pay their drug supplier 60M for a monkey NFT
voussoir
This is beautiful man, congratulations. I love how much personality there is in the animations!
yathern
Thanks you very much! I'm proud of the silly animations too, that was fun to learn
mechagodzilla
Ha! When I was first learning to program in high school, I wrote a 'distributed monkeys-on-typewriters' simulator. I somehow acquired a stack of surplus Pentium 100s that I had running in an unused closet at the school, communicating with each other over IPX. I remember the server had a fun 'Guess-operations-per-second' (GOPS) realtime display.
sen
This is adorably cute, and deceptively fun to follow along with. I particularly like that it shows which monkey discovered a word first, making you want to visit back and see if your monkey found any new words.
One thing I'd like to see is a way to go back from the "Word view" (after you clicked to see details about a specific word) back to your monkey view with the list of words.
hombre_fatal
This has a weird amount of polish for what it is. I'm impressed.
I'd like to hear more about the impl.
yathern
Absolutely, going to do a write up once some of the dust settles. The implementation is not perfect for sure, but I learned a whole lot doing it.
vekatimest
Is the plan to monetize this with paid 'gear' upgrades & 'claiming'? Feels a lot like an NFT project from 3 years ago.
yathern
Haha I don't think anyone would pay money for a monkey hat, and it would take away from the fun if they did
Waterluvian
Some people would. But that doesn’t mean we should exploit them. I really admire what you’ve made and I think any attempt to cash in would sour and diminish your accomplishment.
Not that art shouldn’t be salable. But not all art is appropriate for monetization.
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Spacemolte
Cool, but it's not great seeing a swastika when zooming out..
yathern
Where? I don't see anything near the main clump
chewmieser
That’s fun!
Couple of things I would suggest:
Maybe get rid of 1-2 character words in the word counter? Seems easy for it to hit things like i or ie etc. I would love to see a counter that ignores those at least
Also the report card section on the Shakespeare progress panel wasn’t scrollable on iOS.
Neat either way!
yathern
> Maybe get rid of 1-2 character words in the word counter? Seems easy for it to hit things like i or ie etc. I would love to see a counter that ignores those at least
I'm considering that as well, if only to calm my database down a bit
> Also the report card section on the Shakespeare progress panel wasn’t scrollable on iOS.
Second time I've heard that! I have no iOS devices so I can't fix it too easily, but I'll take another look.
lugvruzzle
Anyone else have trouble logging in/staying logged in. Logging in with email.
avadhesh18
verify the email and then refresh.
thomasfromcdnjs
Awesome.
Can you do a write up on that beautiful rendering? my lord.
yathern
I've spent the last few weeks working on the backend, I completely forgot how much work I put into making it able to render enough unique monkeys. Mostly a custom implementation built around THREE.js InstancedMesh to add animations, and support egonomically instancing lots of small types of objects
krzat
Awesome idea, I wonder how long it will take to write a coherent sentence.
Hey HN! I posted this on April 1st when it launched, and though it didn't get traction here, it was a minor hit on reddit! Now that we've got a few thousand monkeys under our belt, wanted to give it another shot here!
Happy to talk about the technical details of running the site - using supabase/postgres and constantly putting out fires from the traffic.