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"The closer to the train station, the worse the kebab" – a "study"

macrael

LOL we may need to update the title of this post, half the top level comments right now are assuming the study confirmed the hypothesis.

> With a mighty Pearson's correlation of 0.091, the data indicates that this could

> be true! If you ignore the fact that the correlation is so weak that calling it 'statistically

> insignificant' would be quite generous.

gwerbret

Heh. You've just captured the reason why (the better) clinical journals explicitly and specifically forbid having a statement of results in the title of a paper.

lostdog

The more generally interesting a topic is the more likely a HN user is to read the article. A study.

tialaramex

I am definitely guilty of sometimes clicking "reply" and then reading the linked article to check that I'm not about to essentially tell you what you'd have read or worse, tell you something the article actually debunks.

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daotoad

Would it help if I were to chime in with a response about the benefits of kebab case over train case?

aqueueaqueue

Easy fix: just add a ? to the end.

Buldak

"study" is already in scare quotes

aqueueaqueue

Ha ha I had my coding eyes on. I removed the quotes mentally as the entire title starts with one.

btilly

Many years ago I came up with a rule of thumb. Restaurants have three basic strategies, be a known quantity (chain), have a good location, or be actually good.

I've found some gems by looking for the third category.

Given that "near the train" is a good location, that would support this theory.

JumpCrisscross

On location, consider breaking it into locations with repeating and non-repeating flow. Repeat flow tends to encourage good food. If you fuck up the food, you go out of business. Non-repeating flow encourages tourist traps.

I'd be curious about the article's study being re-run with a dummy variable for predominantly commuter versus tourist train stations.

janalsncm

The formal terminology is “selection induced negative correlation”. If a quality score is the sum of two factors, those two factors will tend to be negatively correlated.

Mathematically a trivial example is the equation 1=x+y, where 1 represents some cutoff and could be any value. Clearly x and y are inversely correlated.

fermisea

Also a type of collider bias in causal inference, which generates all sorts of Simpsons paradoxes

TeMPOraL

Are we still using real terminology?

asah

They are not mutually exclusive. Counter examples:

- Katz's deli in NYC is incredibly famous, in a great location, and actually has kickass pastrami. The trade-off are relatively high prices and lines down the block

- restaurants with exclusive relationships.

- restaurants that make money another way, e.g. gambling.

- family owned restaurants with legacy rent deals.

- restaurants that cater to niche audiences e.g. small ethnicities and religions

(And others, probably)

acaloiar

Comments of this quality are getting frustrating.

The grand parent post clearly stated it is the poster's "rule of thumb". By definition they are aware that the rules are [likely] "not mutually exclusive". Starting with "these are not mutually exclusive", is what makes this comment so unnecessary. Don't be proud of having listed exceptions to someone's rule of thumb.

Had you started with, "I like that; these are a few exceptions I've observed to your rules that I find interesting", that would be a productive way to start a conversation.

But starting with "these are not mutually exclusive" makes you seem like an ass for having pointed at an exception to something that by definition has exceptions.

It's right in the posting guidelines [1.]

> Please respond to the strongest plausible interpretation of what someone says, not a weaker one that's easier to criticize. Assume good faith.

[1.] https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

alwa

For what it's worth, I interpreted GP's response as trying to build on the rules of thumb by adding some color in the edge cases, I didn't read it as any kind of a dig at the original proposition.

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potato3732842

>Comments of this quality are getting frustrating.

Yeah I'm not a fan but it's orders of magnitude less frustrating than the people that try to take a very lossy rule of thumb with a fat "better safe than sorry" factor baked in and then do mental gymnastics to try and plug all the massive gaps.

anonylizard

Do you worship the posting guidelines or something? Are you that offended by someone adding information to a post? The forum is a public one, not a 1-1 conversation.

The poster added valuable information, that is interesting and not self-evidently obvious to the average person who doesn't think much about restaurants, that makes the forum more useful to others?

fknorangesite

"Getting"? HN has always been like this.

Christ this website can be so full of insufferable pedantry. I don't know why people think that such comments are a good contribution.

ghaff

Is Katz's actually a great location? It is for some--well, many/most places in Manhattan are a great location for some given the density--but it's hell and gone from Midtown, UES, etc. As someone who has visited Manhattan semi-regularly over the years (and even lived there for a summer) I think I've been to Katz's once and would never have described it as convenient.

ADDED: These days, sure, close to Lower East Side and Orchard Street but that sure wasn't primo real estate a few decades ago (including When Harry Met Sally was filmed).

detourdog

Katz's is great because it is one of the last "old school Delicatessens". There used to be more convenient deli's all over Manhattan.

porphyra

Probably one of the most famous examples is Jiro sushi which is in a subway station.

robot

these examples are all exceptions. how much do the exceptions contribute to the discussion?

anamexis

> how much do the exceptions contribute to the discussion?

A fair amount, if the number of exceptions are such that the rule of thumb isn't useful.

deanCommie

They're not mutually exclusive because they're a triangle.

Cost, Convenience, Quality: Pick 2

This isn't that deep either - convenience and quality are 2 things that cost the restaurant money (either via higher rent, or more expensive ingredients).

You can't do all 3 because you'll never make a profit.

You can't do only 1 or you'll never get any customers.

Two is just right for both buyer and seller.

imgabe

My only rule is that restaurants in hotels are usually mediocre to bad, which fits with your theory. If they have some built-in customer base they don’t have to work as hard at being good.

JumpCrisscross

> restaurants in hotels are usually mediocre to bad

This varies strongly region to region (and price level). In America and much of Europe, in most cases, yes. (Exception: tier 1 cities.)

In parts of Asia it varies from being almost rule to being a solid way to avoid great food. Put another way, go where the food-obsessed locals go. If the locals are dining at hotel restaurants, go there. If they're avoiding them for street food, do that.

On a parallel note, crappy little hotel bars are something of a delight to visit, particularly in your home town. You get to meet randos seeing your familiar through fresh eyes and for the first tie, and even if you don't meet anyone interesting, the people watching alone is usually paydirt.

cherryteastain

Does not apply to the very top end where many luxury hotels also have Michelin starred fine dining restaurants

ghaff

Yeah. A random mid-range Marriott probably has an utterly boring hotel restaurant serving fairly mid-range mostly boring fare. You get up to the high-end and you're much more likely to get restaurants that don't really seem like hotel restaurants at all.

xobs

I remember reading an article that had the theory that Thai restaurants in hotels were usually very authentic under the assumption that the parents were immigrants who wanted the child to inherit the business, but the kid wanted to run a restaurant instead. It would certainly explain why you get Thai restaurants attached to random hotels in the middle of nowhere, at least.

dole

The Thai government practices gastro-diplomacy, they have a program where you set a Thai restaurant up in a foreign country, you can pick from three different packages for size or fanciness of restaurant. It's why you see a lot of the same decorations and similarities between differently owned Thai restaurants, or occasionally a family will own a number in a metro area.

ghaff

It does vary. Some are more independent of the hotel than others. And the rule of thumb probably tends to be less true outside of the US.

xattt

Hotel restaurants are feature placebo. They are give the impression of added value/fanciness, even if they are rarely accessed by value-conscious guests.

MichaelDickens

Based on the empirical evidence from OP, this seems correct. But there's a theoretical argument for why "good location" and "actually good" should be positively correlated:

1. Good locations are more expensive.

2. People are willing to pay more for better food.

3. Therefore (all else equal), better restaurants earn more revenue.

4. Therefore, better restaurants have a higher willingness-to-pay on rent.

5. Therefore, better restaurants will outbid worse restaurants for good locations.

morsecodist

This falls apart a bit if providing better food costs more. Restaurants with better food may earn more revenue all else being equal but their costs may be higher. People are willing to pay more for the same quality of food in a better location. It makes sense for a the restaurant with worse food to outbid a restaurant with better food because the location is more important to them and they are allocating more money towards towards rent rather than food quality so they have more to spend.

MattGaiser

You lost me at point 4. Why would more revenue mean a higher willingness to pay rent unless it made them more profit?

chadcmulligan

My rule for finding a good restaurant - if it doesn't look that good and/or is in an out of the way place but seems to be busy, its probably good.

aqueueaqueue

My rule. Check TripAdvisor!

sthatipamala

Is being well-rated on TripAdvisor a positive or negative signal? I could see it either way.

morsecodist

Totally agree but I would expand location into convenience. For example, I find restaurants that don't take reservations or have limited hours are often better.

In my head I have a category for reliable restaurants to go to when you are planning something with people and you want to make sure to have a consistent, predictable experience and restaurants that are worth waiting for or going at a weird time.

macrael

OP found no correlation between railway proximity and quality

FloorEgg

Actually OP found a very small correlation between railway proximity and Google rating. The study didn't actually measure "quality"...

Also, the lowest scoring outliers were the closest proximity, which I think is noteworthy.

ghaff

And probably understandable. Empirically, I don't really expect to find the best restaurants right around railway stations.

LorenPechtel

Yeah. The overall correlation was tiny but just looking at it you could see a pattern that's getting lost in the analysis.

paulorlando

When I moved to the West Village in NYC, the first night I went to a kebab place right by my building. The owner was talkative and friendly and gave me a free cup of ayran. I went back regularly, but the place was almost always empty. Meanwhile, visiting friends would always want to go to a different kebab place just down the block. For the first year I stayed loyal to that friendly kebab shop owner, until one day I went to the other kebab place. Long lines and... much better food! I never went back to the first one.

janwillemb

He didn't find a correlation, or rather found that there is no correlation, between proximity to a railway station and how the kebab is reviewed. It's a nice study for a statistics class!

myhf

There may not be a correlation, but you can clearly see that the bottom-right quadrant of the plot is basically empty, which is an important insight.

A more accurate aphorism would be "You can sell good kebabs anywhere, but you can only sell bad kebabs near a train station."

And if you look at the "minimum viable quality" instead of the overall quality, there does seem to be a linear correlation with the distance. You can use a 5% quantile regressor to easily find the lower edge of the distribution.

tialaramex

> but you can clearly see that the bottom-right quadrant of the plot is basically empty, which is an important insight.

I don't think so? It's mostly a result of the fact that (obviously) the best place to sell food is where there are people, which is also the best place to put a metro station. So on average the kebabs are pretty good and on average they're near a station. In Figure 9 one of the worst reviewed restaurants is over 3km from a metro.

You're likely seeing a pattern where there isn't one, which is normal for humans.

There's one obvious place to go around here for a good kebab, it's a few minutes walk to the station, but the way you can tell it's the best place for a kebab is how late it's open every night. Long after other kebab places are dark they're still doing enough business to justify remaining open.

The best place for pizza in my city is very close to a train station but that's a total accident, they park (it's a van, no really, best pizza in the city but they hated owning a restaurant so they put their oven in a van instead) in the car park of a railway station's pub about five minutes walk from me.

TeMPOraL

> Long after other kebab places are dark they're still doing enough business to justify remaining open.

Is that a quality signal, or just a sign they don't mind selling to people going back from parties, in various stages of being drunk? I always assumed the latter. Few restaurants (McDonald's and KFC aside) want to work those hours, so whichever does is almost guaranteed a steady trickle of customers who literally have nowhere else to eat (other than home). There isn't much pressure for quality in this situation.

robocat

> "You can sell good kebabs anywhere, but you can only sell bad kebabs near a train station."

Insightful!

97.38% of bad studies measure the wrong variable.

Do drunk french people buy kebabs? In my city one central late night kebab place has great kebabs. Anecdotally I remember one great kebab cart serving at least one drunken customer in Nice (France) - not near a station and a long way from the Paris metro!

I think there's some population selection flaws. Drunk people don't leave reviews. In foreign countries it is difficult to know the correct search term.

I suggest an alternative study: how much lager does it need to make a train station kebab taste great?

stevage

>Do drunk french people buy kebabs?

Yes, very much.

Source: lived in France for two years. Bought a lot of kebabs. Drank with French people a lot.

Also, I really miss French kebabs. They use the thick pide bread, and harissa sauce is always available. Also, if you order an "American" one, they put fries in it.

SamBam

As far as I can tell, his study is looking for a correlation with the distance to Metro stations.

This is a big difference. There are hundreds of Metro stations in Paris. Everywhere is close to one.

I think the original intent was distance to a train station. If Paris is anything like Rome, close to the railway station is cheap hostels and recent immigrants accommodations.

HanayamaTriplet

The original data includes "train and metro stations", but figure 9 filtered the data to only include train stations and arrived at the same conclusion.

nicolas_t

That saying in France is usually understood to be for cities outside of Paris and only referring to "Gares" (that word is used for train stations, not for subway stations). Anecdotally, I'd say it holds true in general in most cities I've visited (with Paris being an exception)

emaro

At the end of article it's shown that only considering train stations didn't really change the result.

JmsPae

Hi there, "OP" here.

First off, it's been fun to see this post spread across the interwebs since I first wrote it one caffeine-fueled day just over a week ago (first Menéame, now here) and for the heck of it, I thought I would clarify a few things;

This post was (sortof) a meme. Sure, I "understood the assignment" and performed the quick "study" ("analysis" might be more fitting) for the sake of the original post over on r/gis, but I was surprised to see how seriously others took the matter. I suppose good kebabs are a serious matter.

As others have pointed out, a linear correlation was likely a flawed approach for testing the "hypothesis". Though the original wording from the french post which first brought this to my attention implied as much, in hindsight it's likely that the kebab shops within a certain radius are on average worse than the rest.

Also, it seemed that Paris was one of the worse study areas. It, apparently, has some very good kebab shops that just so happen to be in close proximity to train stations.

I suppose I need to start working on part 2....

dr_kiszonka

Try fitting something non-linear or simply plot a mean (or median) rating over distance with some smoothing.

stevage

>There are many aspects of the dining experience that could hypothetically impact a review score. The staff, cleanliness, the surrounding environment, etc. Not to mention online skulduggery and review manipulation.

Don't Google Maps reviews separately measure food, "ambience" and service? Is it not possible to access the food component directly?

JumpCrisscross

> Don't Google Maps reviews separately measure food, "ambience" and service? Is it not possible to access the food component directly?

It's debatable whether these components can actually be segregated that way. In practice, no, every review system is plagued with reviews in the form of 'delicious food, lovely staff, but another table was too loud one star.'

stevage

True. Everyone has the one thing they care about. I care about ambience. I barely notice the food.

elashri

I have a similar theory living around CERN (between France and Geneva) is that the further from Swiss campus the better kebab and schwarma.

And I even formulated an explanation. It is that the more I go to France I find people in these restaurants don't speak English well and I barely know French so I order new things other than what I am used to because I usually get order wrong anyway.

But this is not supported by science or anything more than 5 minutes over lunch couple of days a week.

thebruce87m

Always like reading the Best Kebab reviews on trip advisor. It’s right next to Queen Street railway station so fits with the study.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186534-d125...

> Not only was my food uncooked but I also discovered a pubic hair in my chips and cheese, then when I proceeded to report the problem, I was chased with a knife. Down Dundas Street.Absolutely scandalous

Boogie_Man

For context: "Knifey Chaseies" is an historic pastime in Glasgow where this shop is located. An immigrant flare to a local tradition!

Glawen

Haa so many memories passing this kebab at the end of the night. I confirm it is the worst I ever tasted, but chips were Ok

ralferoo

I was hoping for a systematic and consistent reviews of many dozens of kebab shops in a certain metropolitan area.

Just basing any kind of research of reviews on the web is fundamentally flawed as only a tiny fraction of customers would ever review a restaurant - and usually reviews are overly biased negative from bad experiences, or biased positive by people being incentivised to leave good reviews by discounts or outright fake reviews, or some kind of average of the two. As such the actual results from these reviews are pretty meaningless, apart from the number of reviews which might correlate roughly with how likely a place is to be visited, good or bad. In this case, I think that will also probably correlate with proximity to stations, rather than the quality.

hansvm

TFA mentioned several ways in which Google reviews aren't an ideal tool here. Tossing out a couple more, you (1) don't have the same people giving reviews at each location, and (2) have a bias in those who choose to give reviews. As a point of anecdata about (1): Saturne in Paris (now closed) served some of the best food I've ever eaten, and it had lower ratings than a tourist-trap fish place on a pier near to where I live, even if you filter the reviews to only those describing the food.

I'd be interested in seeing the same analysis with other metrics of quality, like the proportion of negative reviews referencing food vs other things (or a wilson-scored version thereof).

ggambetta

In a similar vein, in Venice I developed this theory that you could estimate your distance to San Marco by the price of a slice of pizza (more expensive meaning closer). Never tested it, but would be fun to see a heatmap.

physhster

There is an amazing kebab across the street from the Bordeaux train station. Your entire study is debunked!!