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·January 24, 2025

ziofill

Everything is genetic material, even my boogers

42lux

Cornflakes are going to make a big comeback.

triyambakam

I misread this as "conception". After reading the bill, both seem equally crazy. I wonder if this is meant as some kind of protest statement?

big-green-man

It's obviously exactly that. Of course, it's not well thought out, its 100% legal from the language in the bill to jerk off with a condom, or pull out. Wouldn't want to tempt your opponents to actually make it the law to empregnate your wife every time you have sex. Also, it makes periods illegal.

yawpitch

It makes sweating, salivating, and sneezing illegal — well, except in some fairly esoteric and scientifically implausible circumstances — but it’s considerably more well-reasoned than every executive order we’ve had, or can expect, from the current occupier of the Oval Orifice.

dtgm92

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