Bernd das Brot, a depressed German loaf of bread
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·February 28, 2025xg15
torlok
I never heard of Bernd das Brot, and having watched a few clips just now, I have to admit that a loaf of muppet bread that's forced in front of a camera and just wants to leave is exactly my kind of humour.
ahartmetz
I recently wondered whether Bernd was funnier or the novelty of it was more amusing in the earlier 2000s or I was simply younger... But yeah, his friends were around much more often then and there was more variety and "action". I guess they reduced expenses by having only Bernd around most of the time. I mean it is a filler program...
xg15
If I remember correctly, there were two different formats: A normal kid's TV series which featured Bernd and his friends and had regular episodes; and the "night loop" which was more surreal/"edgy", featured Bernd alone and had no real plot, only a sequence of random events that eventually looped. (And I think the latter was what made it go viral at some point)
I can fully imagine that the actual target audience for the loop were stoners...
ahartmetz
>the actual target audience for the loop
I, ahem, may have heard about that. At the time. In Minecraft.
booleandilemma
That sounds like Curb Your Enthusiasm :)
lqet
> Bernd is a television presenter who wants nothing to do with TV and can’t wait to go home to stare at the wallpaper.
A national treasure.
I you visit the Reichstag in Berlin, they have an audio guide spoken by Bernd das Brot!
exz
Ich will hier weg
Elias-Braun
Mist!
warpspin
You either love or hate Bernd das Brot. I'm on the hate side. Cannot stand this for just 30 seconds.
xg15
And Bernd would agree with you, he cannot stand it either!
atoav
My theory always was that this is television that was meant as a signal for kids to go to sleep.
lifestyleguru
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Sabinus
This isn't how the government works. I also pay into a system that fixes roads I'll never drive on but that isn't a reason to complain.
ashoeafoot
You could watch wallpaper dry, but instead you watch a depressed loaf watching wallpaper dry. Very meta.
sandreas
There is also an opinionated point and click adventure called "Bernd das Brot und die Unmöglichen" (German title). Although not the greatest game, I somehow enjoyed it (bought it used for 5 bucks).
ngruhn
he's basically squidward
zakki
I guess Bread Barbershop on YT got the idea of Mr Bread from this Bend das Brot.
The idea and the character design were fun, but the "night loops" (footage specifically produced for the nighttime "dead air" timeslots) became too mean for my liking.
I think the original premise was a grumpy main character interacting with his wacky and slightly-too-wellmeaning friends, which is fine. But it somehow ended up with an unseen narrator putting him into an endless loop of (mildly) unpleasant situations on purpose and making cynical comments about it.
Could be a case of flanderization or the series trying to embrace its adult following, but either case, I don't think it did the series well.