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He went to jail for stealing someone's identity, but it was his all along

jjmarr

> He was consistent and clear when he talked about his identity in California courtrooms as he tried to fight the charges on the grounds that he really was the man whose name he was accused of stealing. But Mr. Woods made other remarks that seemed to amplify the doubts. In court appearances, transcripts show, he would sometimes interrupt the judge, talk about historical figures or assert that he had tried to warn the F.B.I. in advance of the Sept. 11 attacks.

I wonder how many people are telling the truth about something, and aren't taken seriously because they're problematic about something else.

ty6853

I was once dragged to a hospital by police because they were looking for a drug smuggler that was not me. They told hospital staff I was a druggie criminal with drugs up my ass, as I sat there in cuffs.

It is incredibly hard to overcome such accusation by someone in authority. Nurses cursed me, touched me without consent, and several doctors examined me. They ultimately found nothing, and noted no intoxication, but noted in my medical record that they think i am a smuggler anyway, with no explanation as to why.

I am now in medical debt for a non-existent 'overdose' bill that notes no intoxication...

I imagine as soon as some official person insists the identity isn't yours, just as multiple doctors wouldn't believe despite all evidence to contrary, they won't believe you.

mobilene

Something similar happened to one of our sons. Unfortunately he has a history of drug use that landed him in legal trouble. The local police recognize him. He had a minor fender bender. The police tested him for alcohol there, clean. But then given history they detained him and took him to the nearest ER for a battery of drug tests -- for which the hospital billed our son, and for which our son is on the hook. It's bonkers.

OptionOfT

I'm surprised the police doesn't have to pay for them. It's not that the tests were medically necessary.

prawn

I read the piece on your blog viewing your life story from various perspectives. This story about your son seems a good example of those facets for him; in this case, the hospital situation piling on top of existing challenges. What a scam. Best of luck to both of you.

FireBeyond

One day I got a call at work from my (now previous) partner. "What's up?" "You need to come home, we need to talk."

I duly do.

"So I went to the doctor earlier today. Had an issue. They swabbed me and told me I have an STD. So they did a full STD and blood test, we'll see how that goes. In the meantime, who did you cheat on me with?"

"Uh, nobody."

Back and forth, arguing, etc. Me insisting I'll go get tested.

The doctor rings back the next day. "We reviewed and looked again under the scope, and you do not have an STD, just a yeast infection."

Relationship relief.

A month later, get a call from the clinic: "So about this bill for $290 for a full workup and testing, can you pay that today?"

No. Not a chance. You not only misread a test, but you also gave my girlfriend factually inaccurate information that you knew was going to be controversial. On the strength of that, you told her, "If it wasn't you, you really need to get fully tested if you don't know where he's been."

And then you want to send me the bill for the battery of tests you ordered because you misread a culture? No.

freedomben

That's despicable. What a clearly grotesque thing for a cop to be able to do, forcing people to involuntarily spend their own money to accomplish police business. If they want the tests, the least they should do is pay for them!

Mind if I ask what area he lived in?

Egret

In medicine, for minor procedures such as blood tests or ECG, there is the notion of implied consent. Just holding out your arm for the blood test is implied consent. To refuse, you might say, I am of sound mind and I do not consent to this procedure. Or, you are performing this procedure without my consent and against my wishes. I'm not a lawyer,and not in the US, but this is how it generally operates for practical reasons. Written informed consent is required for more invasive or significant procedures.

justinclift

"America! Fuck Yeah!"

freehorse

For people from most places outside the US, I bet such stories from US's medical system sound totally crazy. It is crazy for a medical system to function like this charging somebody for being involuntarily treated, and even more for no medical cause.

What would have happened, to the hospital's part, if they had declared that you were not intoxicated and you should not have been brought to the hospital, and sent you on your way? Would the police have had to justify dragging you to the hospital, and pay for your examination? I suspect that going along with the police may have been the decision with the simplest and most profitable outcome for everybody (apart from you) and that the hospital side was incetivised to go along with police's story rather than against, but I am not sure how things there typically work in such cases.

DebtDeflation

There was a highly publicized case a few years back where the police entered a hospital and ordered a nurse to draw a blood sample for an unconscious patient who had been in a car accident. They had no warrant and she refused per hospital policy (and law). The cops roughed her up pretty bad and arrested her.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/01/561337106...

ty6853

What they ended up doing was getting a warrant AFTER the fact, then the smartest of the doctors waited to sign his chart until after that. Right after I was served the warrant I was released, that was the culpability they needed to save their asses.

The nursing board then used the warrants signed AFTER the nurses charts to shield nurses from my malpractice complaints. The board argued essentially nurses are performing a police search if told to execute a search, thus it's nonmedical search. However if you challenge the police, they argue it is medical care not a police search thus you can't challenge that angle either.

seethedeaduu

I live in a country in the EU where conversion therapy is illegal. One of my trans friends was involuntarily admitted to a psychiatric hospital, got emotionally and physically abused (no food, tied to bed), was forced into the male wing of the institute despite being legally a female and had "conversion therapy" performed on her against her will.

It's no secret that lgbt people and prisoners are being mistreated by medical professionals globally.

mlinhares

Being skeptical about authority figures is always a good thing, it always surprise me to see populations so deferent to them like americans are to law enforcement.

nadermx

Law enforcement in the US has a license to kill with paid leave after. The fear that instills in an entire populace is chilling.

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asdasdsddd

This is also the attitude that makes every dumbass think they are above the law.

unification_fan

How are people surprised that Luigi Mangione is considered a hero?

cactusplant7374

They can force you to pay when you don't consent to treatment?

hansvm

They try. Success rates vary, but most people can't afford to fight it even when they're right.

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BizarroLand

You should talk to a no fee lawyer or three. Financial & Emotional damages can help assuage the anger you have.

ty6853

A stronger more egregious nearly identical case was lost against the same people a few years before so lawyers weren't interested.

banga

Authority bias is very real, very problematic, and very well documented. As a consequence, those in authority must always be held to a high standard. Always doubt an assertion by authority unless accompanied with sufficient evidence.

bragr

I have a cousin who is paranoid schizophrenic. He makes all kinds of wild claims about all sorts of things: family abuse, screwed over by employers/landlords, beaten up by the police for no reason, the people living in the crawl space are poisoning him, etc, etc... Many of them are provably false e.g. those family members didn't live there at the time of the allegation, the body cam clearly shows him charging the police and then trying to grab their guns while they try to wrestle him into handcuffs, nobody in the crawl space, etc. The problem is that it'd take a full time detective to track down all his various claims. It's very sad that as a vulnerable person he probably is sometimes taken advantage of by people, but at the same time he's never been compliant with medicine and therapy for more than a couple months at a time, despite extensive support. It's kind of a no win situation.

542354234235

It is a weird twist on the fairy tale. What if you had a medical condition that compelled you to cry “Wolf” all the time? Obviously the townsfolk can’t spend all their time responding to false wolf sightings, but there is no lessoned to be learned when The Boy actually believes he sees a wolf every day.

gunian

the guy from that story was lucky they even responded once

asveikau

I have been close to multiple people who made similar paranoid allegations while psychotic. It is sometimes hard for people to understand the allegations are false or part of an illness. This can include judges and mental health professionals.

skissane

Someone I know who has a psychotic illness was telling people “my dad is having an affair”. And people didn’t believe her because they just assumed it was another one of her delusions

Then guess what we find out a few months later? Yep, her father really is having an affair, and her mother has just discovered it and is now filing for divorce over it

RobotToaster

Shouldn't he be on a long acting injection?

bragr

He was for a while. It was partially successful at controlling his issues, but after a while he stopped coming to the door when social services came around each month to give him his injection. Social Services doesn't have the ability to bust down your door and inject you against your will.

Almondsetat

>I wonder how many people are telling the truth about something, and aren't taken seriously because they're problematic about something else.

(Un)fortunately, there is a quite famous experiment

>The Rosenhan experiment or Thud experiment was an experiment regarding the validity of psychiatric diagnosis. For the experiment, participants submitted themselves for evaluation at various psychiatric institutions and feigned hallucinations in order to be accepted, but acted normally from then onward. Each was diagnosed with a psychiatric disorder and given antipsychotic medication.

debugnik

> For the experiment, participants submitted themselves for evaluation at various psychiatric institutions

How did anyone volunteer for this? Isn't there a risk of actually getting stuck at the asylum, or failing to clarify it was an experiment to have it removed from your records?

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gpt5

"The meds are working"

garciasn

This is how divorce goes now based on my experience. The legal system is not setup to handle these sorts of problems well and leaves the innocent to deal with the fall out of bad actors and lawyers who empower them.

This won’t be corrected until there are penalties for political, legal, and administrative professionals who don’t do their due diligence.

kylebenzle

Yes! This is divorce in America right now, if one party is willing to make up a series of lies, no matter how unbelievable the court will just default to the one making the accusations because its too much work to even try to sort out truth from lie, thats why the lawyers call it, "Liars Court" because the biggest liar wins.

latency-guy2

The standard for the judicial is not "the truth", its about what you can "prove".

Judicial cannot claim one party is lying or not, in fact it is impossible, given the fact its nearly always a "he said she said" deal (in this particular scenario). Quite literally, the judge was't there, lawyers weren't there either and they get a twisted version of truth no matter if they are prosecuting or defense.

It sucks, fully agreed, but there is no way around it. As long as the judgement is not too punitive is about the best you can hope for.

giantg2

Even many of the lawyers encourage it with stuff like suggesting filing baseless protection orders.

giantg2

This is in most small civil law areas and even summary criminal cases. They simply aren't important enough for the people in power to do their due diligence or give a shit. Nobody can force them to do their jobs either.

thih9

> or assert that he had tried to warn the F.B.I. in advance of the Sept. 11 attacks

That’s a very long shot but I now want someone to verify this claim too, in case he was also telling the truth.

ykonstant

Imagine if some member of the bin Laden family was high on something and had rumors of their cousin's shenanigans and were spilling them out on some IRC channel or BBS or whatever, and that guy happened upon them and tried to alert the police, only to be dismissed as a lunatic and end up in prison for unrelated reasons while the disaster happened. That would be a true Kafkian nightmare.

lylejantzi3rd

"I wonder how many people are telling the truth about something, and aren't taken seriously because they're problematic about something else."

Isn't that everybody now? Credibility is a strange thing in the age of social media.

orwin

No, i don't think so. I have an older friend that is persuaded to have seen something most people don't believe in back in the 90s. He just won't claim it publicly, and don't talk about it all the time, it's not a core part of his personality. Even if some people make fun of him for it (i don't think it happen nowadays, but it might), they can, and probably will believe him on other subjects (he is a very precise and knowledgeable in electronics, and have really interesting philosophical point of views).

add-sub-mul-div

Evaluating things people say in the context of their general credibility and character is pretty evergreen.

RobotToaster

Just because you're crazy doesn't mean you're wrong.

mchannon

The contrapositive of which is just because you’re right does not mean you are not crazy.

LoganDark

I was crazy once. Actually, maybe multiple times. Weirdly, whenever I'm not crazy I think I want to be crazy, and whenever I am crazy I just want it to stop. "I didn't ask for that crazy, I wanted a different crazy!!!"

heavyset_go

This is just the system getting rid of (in their eyes) an undesirable. The truth doesn't really matter in these cases unless you have tens of thousands of dollars to hire a lawyer to plead your case.

gs17

> But unlike the other investigators, Detective Mallory arranged for DNA tests of Mr. Woods’s father in Kentucky — whose identity was certain — and of Mr. Woods, who was then spending time at a shelter in Santa Monica, Calif. A comparison of the results showed that the California man was telling the truth.

It's really absurd they didn't do something like this in the first place. I'm presuming there was no living family that could tell them which man is which.

kmoser

Even more scary: without any living relatives, there would be no way to identify himself with that degree of accuracy. Sure, you can disinter a corpse, but that's bureaucratically way more difficult than performing a DNA test on a live human, and assumes you know where your relatives are buried to begin with.

hackerdues

> Even more scary: without any living relatives,

I wonder if that is at all possible. Could there be someone alive today who has no blood kin ( father, mother, siblings, uncles, aunts, cousins 1st, 2nd, etc )?

kmoser

Everybody has relatives. The question is how distant and whether DNA testing will be useful.

Viliam1234

Anyone from an orphanage, for starters.

syndicatedjelly

23 and Me was working on a leaderboard of the most isolated people in the world before they went bust

jimbob45

Are fingerprints no longer viable?

neaden

Only if there are prior fingerprints to compare them too, which certainly isn't a given.

move-on-by

I don’t understand why a DNA test was even needed. Could his father not have identified him? How did it even get to this level?

krisoft

> Could his father not have identified him?

Probably. That assumes that the father was still alive and of sound mind. Also assumes that the father had much contact with the son.

If they have become strangers to each other a long time ago he might not even be able to tell who is his real son, but his DNA still can provide evidence.

stanac

> the two men’s lives intersected briefly in the late 1980s in Albuquerque when, prosecutors said, both men were homeless

They probably didn't have much contact since he was homeless (otherwise he wouldn't be, I guess).

forgetfreeman

How it got to this level, abridged: a generic lack of accountability, shit work ethic, and qualified immunity.

unyttigfjelltol

Well even the NYT didn't state the names of the prosecutor and judge that got this so egregiously and unforgivably wrong. Name and shame would be a start.

Terr_

> Could his father not have identified him?

Well, Woods discovered the issue when he was age ~50, homeless, and 2000+ miles away in another state, so it's plausible to think there was some breakdown in relationships.

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Jolter

It would be a stupid impostor if there was.

michael1999

I wish the times would just call this "identity fraud" instead of "theft". That mindset of "theft" creates a reverse-onus, while "identity fraud" makes it clear who should bear the risk.

rightbyte

Ye the power of language. The bank giving its money to someone else and charging me is somehow my fault.

michael1999

Exactly. The crime is fraud on the bank. Nothing was stolen from me.

rightbyte

Imagine if the banks handed out pieces of plastic with a number printed on that anyone could use to withdraw money and that you were expected to hand it over to strangers especially when intoxicated.

Bank are just a social construct that we pay alot of real money for.

balderdash

It’s ridiculous that no one will be held accountable here (prosectors, police, public defender, etc) other than the guy that stole his identity.

Jolter

How about the government, for failing to provide their citizens with the security of a proper government issued ID?

EvanAnderson

The responsible party, in the case of the Federal government failing to provide a national ID, is the contingent American citizens who are rabidly against the idea of national ID.

rtkwe

We have these little things called elections for doing that. Parts of the government would love to have this perfect registry and things like RealID are attempts at that but there's a lot of push back and reasons not to have some mythical impervious citizen tracking system too.

loeg

RealID is not attempting to provide a national ID.

Jolter

Sorry, what, elections are for doing what exactly? Not provide a registry of residence, surely.

Your second sentence builds up two strawmen: 1. That the registry has to be "perfect", whatever that means. It doesn't, it just has to be canonical, and allow for errors in it to be corrected according to some well-defined process. (Not by pulling 20 random documents in front of a judge and suddenly legally become another person.) 2. That these registries are "mythical". It's very much a solved problem. You (I'm assuming you're American) are literally living the only developed country without a registry of who lives in it.

Japan solves this by having the registry in your town of birth, other countries have this registry centralized -- perhaps the U.S. would be best served by state-wide registries, though since migration across state borders is unregulated, I bet that would be very difficult to maintain.

As for the reasons not to have such a registry, I have yet to hear any convincing ones.

kelnos

The US government isn't responsible for that failing. The people of the US generally do not want a national ID, and elect their representatives accordingly.

ianburrell

He was homeless and likely lost his ID and the papers needed get a new one. Then the identity thief obtained an ID and birth certificate.

Unless you are suggesting that the government take biometrics. Except that wouldn't have helped in this case, cause the identity thief would have shown up with ID and gotten scanned.

Jolter

The government's failure there is that they issued a faulty ID to the conman, of course.

I think the victim should be entitled to damages from the state for that fault, and also for the false sentence he received.

snowe2010

He had his ID. They just didn’t believe him when he provided it.

balderdash

I mean it’s pretty easy to get, probably less so if you have mental issues

Jolter

Yes, the government ID being easy to get is precisely the problem in this scenario.

Dylan16807

You know, there's a good chance that if so many important institutions didn't insist on having your life history, the guy that stole his identity wouldn't have stolen it. Even if he takes the name, two people can have the same name. It depends on where his motive was in the scale from fresh start to deranged and malicious. And no, I'm not excusing his later actions.

ryandrake

It looks like, from the article, his motive was "to escape responsibility from crimes he was accused of when he was young." It's utterly bonkers that running afoul of the law as a child can and still does affect people's lives decades later. The Criminal Justice System needs a graceful way to leave the past in the past and let minor crimes done long in someone's past age out of relevance.

AnthonyMouse

When he first started using someone else's identity, the crimes might not have been "long in the past" yet, but once you start doing something like that and have established a life under the assumed identity, it's not easy to go back.

The real problem here is the attempt to maintain permanent one-to-one mappings between ID numbers and humans. The legitimate purpose of a government ID is so you can e.g. go to the bank, open an account and then later establish to the bank that you're the same person who opened the account. If you want to get a new ID number and start over, you shouldn't have to steal someone else's in order to do that, you should just be able to go to the DMV or the social security administration and get a new ID under a new name that isn't already somebody else's.

The hypothesis that this would help criminals is pretty thin. They're already going to use an assumed name, which is why law enforcement uses photos/fingerprints/DNA to identify suspects rather than a government ID that people aren't actually required to carry regardless.

tuna74

No, you should have an actual ID number that can be used to uniquely identify people. Like Sweden for example.

Jolter

The logic here is pretty thin: “criminals are already able to do it, so we should make it simpler”.

llsf

Same happened to me. Someone stole my ID (diplomas, driver license and biometrics) to escape history.

croes

Previous discussion about that case from 10 month ago

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39938005

dang

Thanks! Macroexpanded:

Former University of Iowa hospital employee used fake identity for 35 years - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39938005 - April 2024 (377 comments)

rjbwork

Lehto's Law did a video on this recently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zewe9DWLEG8

RandomBacon

I listen to his shows when I'm driving, but just be advised he is long-winded – repeating himself many times about the same thing.

Suppafly

>I listen to his shows when I'm driving, but just be advised he is long-winded – repeating himself many times about the same thing.

I think you've identified why I don't particularly like his videos. His takes are usually interesting and they are usually interesting cases, but he spends 10 minutes talking about something that is worth 2 minutes at best.

hgomersall

Most mainstream documentaries are full of fluff. You can generally read the transcript of a half hour programme in a couple of minutes.

I thought Charlie Brooker might have a useful segment on it, but all I could find were the not-quite-on-point, but nevertheless excellent two related segments below: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwepkVurCI https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3vI

p_ing

10 minutes is about what the YT algorithm requires.

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fortran77

There are several judges that need to be removed from their positions and disbarred.

leonewton253

Pretty ghetto, he could have just spent $50 bucks and changed his name instead of stealing someone else's.