How shut-down Bay Area tech companies ditch their fancy gear
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·January 22, 2025rsynnott
ChuckMcM
There is (a collector's market) of course, the provenance can be hard to come by though. There has always been a joke in the Bay Area about buying the product you helped design and ship at the "DeAnza Flea Market" (which is actually the AVSRO flea market[1] but was held in the DeAnza community college for many years).
There is some nostalgia there, especially from former employees. But generally the 'premium' is limited[2]. Mostly because collectibles have to 'connect' with the collector in some way, and outside of a relatively small community a lot of startup stuff doesn't really make that connection.
[1] https://www.electronicsfleamarket.com/
[2] I have a super rare jacket from "First Person Inc" the wholly owned subsidiary Sun created for Project Green/Oak/Java that has an embroidered 'Fang' (the Java mascot) and the product name 'WebRunner'. Only given out to the original Java team. WebRunner was the name of the Hotjava browser before Sun's lawyers chickened out because Taligent had a similar trademark. I expect it is worth over 10 times what Bryan paid for the logowear t-shirt at Goodwill (0.25) :-). It would probably be worth more if was Gosling's jacket instead of mine.
jszymborski
> an embroidered 'Fang' (the Java mascot)
I thought Duke was the mascot. Is this some earlier mascot?
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Duke_(Java_mascot)_w...
ChuckMcM
Joe Palrang (the guy who drew him) and the Java team called him 'Fang' (he looks like a tooth right?) Somebody didn't like that name (I don't recall if it was corporate or Kim Polese) and at some point the word went out that his name was "Duke".
joshu
it's ASVARO. the SV is silicon valley.
ChuckMcM
You are correct of course, I mangled the name. At least I got the web site link right :-).
Cheng2023
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jjkaczor
heh - I bought a 17-year old Aeron in 2020 - 2nd best office purchase I ever made. (First was a Brother MFC office-class laser printer in 2016... still going strong, still gets driver updates for new OS's - and still allows me to use 3rd-party or refilled toner carts)
c6400sc
I call that trickle-down ergonomics.
zeroonetwothree
My Brother from 2004 is still going strong
bookofjoe
My HP B210 inkjet from 2010 works just as well as it did the day I got it 15 years ago.
Which means it takes about 3 minutes to warm up and make its Willy Wonka-like noises before spitting out a perfectly fine document.
Believe it or not, wireless printing works just fine!
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dr-detroit
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jjice
I recall the hosts joking about this on Oxide and Friends, as they worked at Sun in the 90s up through the Sun acquisition. Some of their finds are hilarious. I think Brian had found a "Windows on MIPS" shirt at a thrift store?
bcantrill
Yes -- it was in fact an SGI t-shirt with the top ten reasons to run NT on MIPS (!!). It was even cringier than you might imagine, and included reasons like "SPARC shmark" (?) -- with the number one reason being "it's so fast it hertz."
I would like to believe that this awful shirt was in fact an extraordinary act of subversion from within a once-great SGI, but no one is that good. Anyway, very much worth the twenty five cents I paid for it at the Palo Alto Goodwill!
latchkey
In 2018, I was in a datacenter 1.5 hours outside of Saigon, Vietnam and they had a Sun Microsystems rack wrapped in plastic just sitting there unused... probably worth at least 1M VND now...
justinclift
So, about US$40 you're thinking? Good racks can be pretty expensive... ;)
phendrenad2
Great idea. Going to stencil "Property of Sun Microsystems" on some Aerons to instantly increase their resale value!
daveguy
It might get difficult to acquire lots if they start doing that. I doubt an in-bankrupt-proceedings company wants the provenance of their office gear on the internet. Maybe they can agree to a time delay of X years or months, and only with permission. If they start doing it across the board they could lose significant business. I like the idea though!
somanyphotons
If they're getting liquidated via bankruptcy, do they have the right to deny having it advertised in a way that would improve the item sale price?
rsynnott
It Depends(TM), but likely not.
daveguy
That's an excellent point. I don't know. I guess it would depend on the creditors.
sandworm101
Didn't theranos have a "no killing bugs" policy? I say let them keep the beanbag chairs.
The PawnStars show had a great bit about valuing a hypothetical "Bill Clinton's lawn mower". Famous names dont necessarily make everything more valuable.
jjav
I miss the times when stuff went to Weird Stuff for fun browsing.
timewizard
This Aeron has an authentic Jeff Bezos head sweat stain.
lordnacho
I remember seeing a shop near Old Street in London that I thought was definitely just selling the office chairs of failed businesses. You'd walk past and there would be some fancy chairs and desks, from yet another dream that died.
Vital part of the economy, a bit like fungus in ecology.
sorum
The failed startups are a vital part of the Aeron economy, putting these back-savers into circulation at 1/3 of MSRP
nailer
There’s a place in London Bridge called something like ‘London office furniture’ that regularly sells Aeron chairs for about 100 quid
jamessb
Apaprently there's an "Office Furniture in London" that might be it: https://www.officefurnitureinlondon.co.uk/product-category/s...
Their online listings for Aeron chairs are for more like £400, but that's still less than a third of the price when new.
changadera
I think that's where my Aeron came from, or somewhere similiar, but it was more like 300ish quid and via eBay.
esskay
Bought a Mirra from there about 15 years ago for £115 including delivery, sitting on it right now, still going strong!
DanielHB
I live in Stockholm and there are _tons_ of stores like that here, Stockholm is one of the big startup centers of Europe. The difference is that most them just sell IKEA furniture because that is what all the offices buy...
Although to be honest the IKEA standing tables are quite good, I own one myself (bought from one of those stores). Some of the ikea chairs are good but not top-notch.
mmooss
Ikea is nice design, but from what I've seen it doesn't last. You still get what you pay for. That makes it perfect for young adults, who aren't buying for the next 20 years, but it's not a vote of confidence in the startup.
HWR_14
Ikea has different quality levels. You probably default to thinking about the MDF furniture which can never be successfully moved to a new place and is cheapish and breaks. That's what most people think of, and I believe how they started. But they also have 100% wood or steel framed furniture that while not fancy is durable and has a nice design.
AceJohnny2
> but it's not a vote of confidence in the startup.
I'll take a startup that doesn't waste its money on overvalued furniture over the opposite any day of the week. Shows they're not stupid about spending money. I've seen the opposite too often to count.
You can get the Aeron after the money starts really flowing in.
JALTU
Wish I could post a pic of my Ferrari-red, "high end" Ikea KLAPPE office chair I'm sitting on right now, purchased 15 some years ago, still going strong holding me up. The floor demo, however, that had reached EOL, lol!
Okay, okay, it's not Ferrari-red but it is a nice red that has not faded in 15+ years.
tomcam
Congratulations on getting the KLAPPE!
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world2vec
Do you think it's still there? I wouldn't mind getting a fancy office chair at discount.
carb
I got my current chair nearby, possibly where OP is talking about. I wanted to be able to sit and adjust chairs and needed one that would tilt forward. Their selection is a bit chaotic and didn't have the chair I really wanted, but I liked being able to try out a few.
I think you'll have similar success watching Gumtree, craigslist, etc.
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Andrews Office Furniture - Old Street & The City 250 - 254 Old St, London EC1V 9DD
fudged71
Haha small world! I went to the kebab shop across the street on a regular basis when I lived nearby for Techstars in 2015
lordnacho
Yo that's the one!
bluGill
Nearly every city has one. Every office needs some form of desk and almost always a chair. These are also worth repairing in enough cases that it is worthwhile for some small local company to deal with that, but they are not worth repairing often enough that any company would keep that repair person on staff (most chairs are scrap when they break). So nearly everyone contracts with a local company to buy office furniture and keep it repaired. (where I work there are 10 extra chairs in a back room, when your chair breaks you trade it for one in that room, if you hire someone you grab a chair. Then they come once a week and count chairs, replacing any broken ones, and adjusting our chair lease if there are more/less than 10 chairs.)
Finding this company shouldn't be too hard, but they don't have a nice retail location since most of the business is they bring chairs to you for an extra fee. However they always have a location and generally they have used chairs for cheap they are happy to sell you.
jonatron
Andrews Office Furniture, next to inmarsat?
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bigstrat2003
We have office liquidation companies here as well, but unfortunately when I checked them out they basically just had Aeron chairs which I find incredibly uncomfortable. So it's a great deal but on something I won't enjoy using.
op00to
I only buy used high-quality office chairs. I have two Aerons that were essentially brand new, and seemingly fart free (maybe the mesh just let the farts pass through). One char I've had for over 10 years it is still good as new, though with far more farts.
sebastiennight
Would you sit in such a "haunted" chair if you're just launching your own startup though?
hermannj314
I would need more data on how many businesses failed based on ownership of the chair.
If you told me that chair had been used by n successive failed businesses, there is a value of n where I would reject the null hypothesis that the chair has no association with the business failing.
I don't think n=1 is sufficiently large.
bluGill
You will never get to n sufficiently large - chairs don't last that long. Even if a chair really is that haunted, it will have to be in a startup for 6 months before the money runs out (it will take that long to run out of money after the chair forces it on the bad track - if the startup runs out sooner it wasn't the chair at fault).
boticello
I bought Aeron chairs for an agency I joined after the 2008 financial crash. They were from Bank of America. Six months later I found a hole in our agency's finances and we went bust.
A bit stitious too.
throw0101c
On the etymology of "superstitious":
* https://oxfordre.com/classics/display/10.1093/acrefore/97801...
tonyhart7
imagine that same chair is recycled over and over again that chair has fineprint of killstreak of how many bussiness failling like how pilot cross their cockpit to signify how many plane he shootdown
rsynnott
Was the hole in the agency's finances due to high spending on very expensive chairs, tho?
Waterluvian
You learn more from your failures than your successes. Those chairs have experience.
saagarjha
Give "Facebook signboard with SUN on the back of it" vibes.
yard2010
I'm not superstitious. Well, maybe I'm a bit stitious.
sebastiennight
I'm not either, if only because being superstitious brings bad luck.
But still. There's this inexplicable feeling that "failure is contagious"
bagels
Yes. It's not contagious through sitting on surfaces.
TuringNYC
Some cultures believe in objects absorbing negative energy. Tons of Asian films are about homes harboring souls who faced injustice.
Very famously, US cabinet member Donald Rumsfeld purchased Mount Misery to live in. Even in the west this shook a lot of heads https://www.democracynow.org/2006/11/22/rumsfelds_mount_mise...
Cheng2023
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rUsHeYaFuBu
Yeah because I got it effectively on discount. Sitting in it would be a reminder of how to prioritize business and spending.
floatrock
Both a trophy and a reminder of our financial mortality.
swhitf
Yeah! I don't know if it's still there but I kitted out my first company's office with chairs from there! It was a cool place.
There's also a junk shop, for want it a better phrase, just off the top of Brick Lane that is similar, it has office stuff but also way more general stuff too.
It doesn't even have a GM listing but it's here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/CWDZ3goLKXeJb3eAA?g_st=ac
The mural on the wall is of the guy who used to own the shop. He'd sit outside all day in his car. I can't remember his name now but he was famous locally.
mihaaly
> Startups burn through cash as they skyrocket in size and ambition, accumulating outrageous perks and office equipment along the way. Then they crash to Earth, with nothing but their private planes or massive 3D printers to pad the impact.
This does not sound healthy.
Almost sounds intentional by its common knowledge usual occurance. Taking the money of some clueless holder of money - optimistically calling themselves as investors, never as suckers for sure - and fraud away. Having a good life while doing it. Putting it proudly into the CV to repeat. Like if this is the original intent to begin with. To fail and skim the money while losing bad. Not really doing/attempting something beneficial and lasting in the end. That might sound scary - meaning they have to worry about being permanently successfull, balancing the sheet, react to adverse changing, for long, long, long. 'Starting up' (and fall) is easy, 'keep on going' is too hard?
rsynnott
> Taking the money of some clueless holder of money - optimistically calling themselves as investors, never as suckers for sure - and fraud away.
Generally, investors in early-ish-stage startups, that is those which are most likely to unexpectedly implode, scattering office furniture all over the place, know very well what they're getting into; they're specialist VCs who invest in, say, 50 startups in the hope that two or three will be worth something.
Though, the nature of the game is that sometimes, one of these will have a truly massive breakout success, by accident, and it will totally screw up their view of risk from then on, leading them to put vast amounts of money into things which could not possibly work. Looking at you, Softbank.
mihaaly
Right. So it sounds like rolling the dice with unknown numbers (both negatives and gigantic ones) on the faces as many times as the vallet bears in the hope of a lucky jackpot kind of unsophisticated cluelessnes to me then. National lottery for the wealthy. Likely this is not their money, and not hard earn money then but some easy come easy go furtune perhaps? Otherwise I'd expect a bit more cautious sophistication arond wealth generated by an intelligent body of people rather than the '2-3 out of 50' kind of strategy those VC specialists represent. Success is a conscious journey for only those eventually succeed and always retrospectively - to serv as a sellable recipe then for the hungry aspirings seeking foolproof methods - so a lot of luck is involved in the birth of great things, any great things, but come on! This level of fortuitous attitude is a crime, huge distortion, misuse, and disrespect of the funds representing the value created by someone else elsewhere. Is this all there is about VC professionals? This apparently open secret of lavish games, seemingly by overgrown greedy children whose talent is in puffery?
fragmede
There's a lot of due diligence and background checks and other things that happen, that this framing glosses over, but given due diligence let FTX and Theranos through, it's easy to see why some would choose to see it that way. Still, thats just how the numbers work out. If you have $1,000,000 to blow, and you invest $100,000 at a time, and one pays off 100x, you're up $9 million. But if they all fail you're down to zero. If they all hit 100x, you'd be up $100 million!
So there is actually a lot of effort put in to try and only pick only the winners. It's just the fact of the matter is that there's just so much luck involved, on top of being good at business and sales and product development, that, as an investor, there's no such thing as a sure bet.
renewiltord
Haha of course they know what they're doing. Their money is from the California pension funds. But they have returned well. So no hate.
Apocryphon
I wonder how well CDOs performed for pensions before the bottom dropped.
andrewf
The "private planes" were liquidated from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Hydrogen - "The company's main product was intended to be a conversion kit to be retrofitted to existing aircraft to allow them to run on hydrogen fuel."
The "massive 3D printer" was liquidated from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Local_Motors - "was an American manufacturing company focused on low-volume production of open-source vehicles and other products using multiple microfactories."
If an investor accepted the premise of the companies, these don't sound like outrageous assets to own.
mihaaly
Those two sound - phrased that way - noble goals.
I assume the opening of the article quoted with that hint of a judgemental tone was born on the corpses of the others then. Those may have catchy promises too perhaps, without any hint of parasitic smell leaking out even if the hidden agenda was precisely that.
pjc50
This has been the way since the first internet boom in the early 2000s. The successes make too much money for it to be any other way.
Overt fraud (sometimes known as "long firm" fraud) is rarer than you think, but there are the Theranos companies out there. Then things with very questionable payment structures like WeWork.
This is also why "qualified investor" rules exist in the US. People briefly got into cryptocurrency (ICOs) as a way round this, which really is an all scam all the time economy.
DanielHB
It feels the frauds are at least using non-traditional funding strategies, Theranos funding setup was kinda crazy.
pseudocomposer
I have a theory that extreme levels of VC investment mean, relative to whatever ownership shares the employees doing the actual work get, the original VCs have extreme ownership over whatever profits the business might generate (including from an IPO/sale).
Well, that’s just a fact. But my theory is that this ultimately incentivizes the employees to invest in their own skills and maximizing their salary-earning potential, rather than making the business succeed - the behavior you’ve described here.
If the market were sane, I think VCs would be averse to investing in already-highly-invested-in companies that don’t have clear paths to profitability. But, well… our markets aren’t really sane or sensible in that way. Many VCs and managerial types would rather crack whips or institute OKRs/other MBA-type nonsense than simply make sure employees are both adequately salaried and adequately invested in the success of the company.
tdumitrescu
Nobody is going through the significant work of raising VC and then TRYING to fail. All for the sake of temporarily using some fancy office furniture.
lolinder
OP's not suggesting they're trying to fail, OP is suggesting they're not trying very hard to succeed.
A typical bootstrapped business wouldn't dream of spending money on equipment that wasn't absolutely essential because it pointlessly burns valuable runway. But when you're spending someone else's money and don't see this startup as your one shot—when you can always start again with a new VC when this one fails, and the new VC will be totally understanding of your past failures because that's just how the dice roll—the need to be careful isn't there, creating an incentive to live it up while you're flush with cash.
rsynnott
High spending on office furniture etc is _not_ a common behaviour for early-stage startups, tho. It's really something that you see more from mid-stage, and generally at a point where it doesn't _really_ matter; the amounts just aren't significant enough to make more than a few days' difference to the startup's lifespan if the next raise doesn't work out.
cloverich
> wouldn't dream of spending money on equipment that wasn't absolutely essential
The issue is if they don't create a desirable work place, they will have trouble attracting and keeping talent. Further most of the luxury items pale in comparison to a single engineer's salary. E.g. 10 engineers with cushy job setup, or 11 engineers with a very lean one. The former may be more attractive to the kinds of engineers you want. The trick of course is identifying the talent, IMHO and IME this is why most startups don't make it.
DanielHB
Given that most employees are underpaid at very-early stage startups with stock options it seems deliberate fraud is not common at all. Besides monetary compensation the "have a failed startup in the CV" argument doesn't seem a big draw either.
I don't see how VC funding is being syphoned away by fraudsters at all. Syphoned away by incompetence yes, not deliberate fraud.
jayd16
Amusing office perks (and any other benefits down to the Mr. Coffee) are a branding and recruiting exercise. They are essential.
It's just a matter of budget and efficiency.
WaitWaitWha
> Nobody is going through the significant work of raising VC and then TRYING to fail.
Unfortunately there are individuals who do almost this. Their names do travel in the VC circles. Their goal is to get VC money, enjoy the funds and preferably fail within a year or so; rinse and repeat.
Spend 3 to 9 months securing the funds, be boss, leading lavish lifestyle for 12 to 18 months, while getting paid and have lots of perks.
edit: @lolinder wrote it better "..they're not trying very hard to succeed."
aftbit
Yep, I think it's an open secret that many startups are known to be doomed from the beginning. That's one reason that founders tell such outrageous stories. Maybe it arises from the fact that tech changed and grew so fast that the non-technical asset class was unable to separate fact from fiction. You see that today with many of the AI startups that clearly have almost no meat on their bones but a really good pitch deck.
luckydata
Investors are usually the ones that push you to spend as fast as possible. The goal is to find out the good company sooner and not having to dedicate time and effort on businesses that won't become outliers. You're either Facebook or dead, those two outcomes are preferable to a good mid size company that generates steady revenues (they call that a lifestyle business).
huijzer
I mean does it surprise you at this point that it’s hard to find integrity in Silicon Valley? My current theory is that it’s a side effect of easy wins since the fall of the Soviet Union. There was no competition and only the US knew how to build software startups. It’s interesting where the next decades will go. I’m not saying the US will surely loose, but based on the products I see coming out of China, it’s going to be interesting. For example, in my local MediaMarkt, the most high-tech section is the drone section and these are all Chinese. Also, if you purely look at the specs, Chinese electric cars outperform all European and American brands (charging rate, battery capacity, and performance). Not only in the budget segment but in the performance segment as well.
pm90
Nah. There has been legitimate progress in Semiconductors (EUV!) and basic research (JWST!), including healthcare (mRNA, CRISPR). This theory that living in a world on the brink of world war somehow makes societies more productive seems like an incorrect narrative.
huijzer
That’s not what I meant to say. I think many in Silicon Valley underestimate how much right place and right time has played a role in the success. With that in mind, I think too many ideas from Silicon Valley are blindly copied as a theory of how things should go.
As a contrast for example, Buffett is known for high integrity. A lot of current startups on the other hand assume that integrity is not really necessary in business, based on the contradictory statements that are often made. I think that getting away with low integrity was/is only possible due to the tailwinds.
Workaccount2
I cannot picture a future where software avoids becoming another low margin commodity.
MisterTea
A former tenant of mine was an office furniture and moving company. His business was pretty interesting as he was big into buying and selling Aeron chairs. He even gave me a top of the line Aeron for free. All of his inventory just circulated through NYC: he'd furnish an office with chairs he refurbished from another that was closing or moving. My favorite part about his business was how he charged for cleaning out the office of furniture he would turn around and resell making money on both ends.
He even tried making Aeron parts overseas to bypass Herman Miller but got caught by customs and had to surrender the shipment. When Covid hit he tried pivoting to home service to try and build a WFH office furnishing company but struggled to get it going (the scale was beyond his ability.) His business in shambles he quickly shut it down and liquidated his inventory in a week.
tomcam
A dynamic career condensed into 2 cracking paragraphs. Well done!
trollbridge
We bought our Aeron chairs during Covid. Went for about $100, although the bored guy selling them sold for a bit less for cash. We didn’t ask any questions. The warehouse had hundreds of them, mostly new and mostly in decent shape.
5 years later, a few repair kits ($35) have been needed, and a few backrests have cracked, but mostly been an excellent value.
OtherShrezzing
If you're in a major city, I suspect those chairs came out of a renegotiated/cancelled WeWork type building.
In my city, one of the WeWork copycats cancelled a brand new lease at short notice in May 2020. The building owner sold a lot of the furniture at the front door.
analog31
Something I've learned in present and past jobs, serving as a de facto millwright in R&D and small factories: If someone is offering something on the used market, it's because it really exists, and they want to get rid of it quickly. Next day shipping on some giant machine? No problem.
Some things, it's dumb to buy them new, like optics benches and some equipment that's expensive to make but easy to qualify and calibrate.
In contrast, even "catalog" items from mainstream suppliers might have long waiting times if the supplier is a build-to-order outfit.
lysace
Example:
VitroLabs raises $46 million to build and scale the world's first pilot production of cell cultivated leather (2022)
->
https://svdisposition.com/auction-detail?id=698
Featuring Late-Model Research and Development Instruments, 3D Printers, Laser Cutters: Phenom Pro Desktop SEM, Sartorius Stedim and Eppendorf Benchtop Bioreactor Systems, Perkin-Elmer Operetta CLS (High Content Analysis System), Molecular Devices SpectraMax iD3, and much more! Milpitas, CA
happycube
Rich Cellinthian Leather anyone?
Rygian
No cell-cultivated leather office chairs.
flobosg
Previously: The business of gutting failed Bay Area tech companies – https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42107870
xtiansimon
There used to be some killer junk warehouses in San Jose filled with the detritus of electronics industry.
Triangle comes to mind.
rbanffy
In Brazil there were large warehouses in São Paulo near the local “electronics” street, Santa Efigênia (we joked she was the saint patron of electrical engineering).
From those places you could get almost anything, from a tomography machine or a jet engine test stand, all the way to each and every kind of electronic component of every imaginable vintage.
As far as I know, the ecosystem that powered it no longer exists. I got a sizeable chunk of my vintage computer collection there.
rbanffy
> As far as I know, the ecosystem that powered it no longer exists.
I take that back. Going through the place on Google Street View shows it quite vital as late as April 2024. Some of the places that had the most interesting stuff seem closed, but it really depends on the actual day of the week of the photo, as those places had notoriously unreliable opening hours.
kristianp
I'm getting a weird William Gibson vibe from this comment. Your 1st two paragraphs could be the start of one of his short stories.
snowwrestler
Even cooler were the shops near LA filled with the detritus of the aerospace industry. Like, piles of titanium tubing, and big rocket nozzles sitting on the floor.
Example: https://www.sfgate.com/la/article/los-angeles-sci-fi-prop-ho...
jrnichols
for a while back in the early 2000s it felt like Weirdstuff Warehouse was getting pallets of surplus gear from failed dot-coms. along with the office chairs/etc.
throw0101c
The profiled company has a Youtube channel where they occasionally post tours of the facilities of the companies being liquidated:
comrade1234
UCSF had a surplus store in south San Francisco. I worked nearby and we’d make it an office excursion occasionally to go there at lunch. One coworker found a fresnel lens, our company bought a server rack there… they had small auctions for the more expensive items but you could also just buy things… sorry, this was so long ago I can barely remember other than the dusty smell and the comfy feeling of wandering the warehouse.
I just looked it up and it looks like they still use the warehouse but now sell everything online.
jonfromsf
During the great recession I went to the Kodak offices that were shutting down. I bought 4 aerons for $25 each, but could only fit 2 in my car. Fortunately, I sold 2 to a guy in the parking lot for $40 so my chairs were almost free.
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dymk
I've gone to similar industrial auction sites in WA. Sometimes there's gold to be had for pennies on the dollar, other times it's trash. Either way, I've got some good equipment out of them for very cheap.
I really think that the resellers should offer a provenance. "This aeron has been through both the early twenties cryptocurrency bubble and the mid-twenties AI bubble!"
There _has_ to be a collectors' market for this sort of thing. This beanbag was at Theranos!